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Stay cool.

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See ya.

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Max, what happened to your eye?

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Honey.

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Is that makeup?

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The boys won't pick on me if they think
I've already been beaten up.

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They like fresh meat.

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If somebody's picking on you, who, Max?
I want a name.

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Hector Clark.

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Bobby Garcia.

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David Chin.

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Richard Goodman. Tim Sullivan.

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Peter Sisko.

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Proudy Kidwani.

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Honey, I know it's tougher in middle
school, but just try to think of it this

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way. Bullies are just friends who don't
realize how special you are yet.

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What kind of crap are you teaching him?

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No wonder kids of all races are coming
together to beat up on Max.

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Let them make a buff.

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At least do both eyes and add a little
lipstick.

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I guarantee that there will be a couple
of boys who'll want to be your friend.

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Mom, this family has only room for one
guy in makeup, and that is you. Good

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sir.

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I said good day, sir!

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I just can't understand why anyone would
want to pick on you. Are you kidding?

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You're dressing him like he's still in
elementary school.

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Dorky shirt.

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Dorky pants?

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You can't even see his boxers?

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Why don't you just put him in a Tickle
Me Elmo t -shirt and send him to his

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desk?

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I think he looks really cute.

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Okay, don't listen to me.

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Haley, I guess those shoes aren't too
bad if you're running away from someone.

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Hey, I didn't pick them out.

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I didn't pick any of this out.

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Max, do you want to ignore peer pressure
and be judged for who you are, or do

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you just want to follow the crowd?

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I need new clothes fast.

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Fine. We'll go shopping later.

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No. She picks out my clothes now.

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You had your chance.

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Man. Remember when we used to be cool,
Angie?

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Angie in high school.

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Angie when we got married.

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Angie becomes a mom!

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Hey, you're not so cool anymore either.

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No? Really?

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Talk to the boxers. What's up, baby?

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What's up?

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What's up, kitchen?

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What's up, toast?

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What's up, outside? What's up?

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Now, tell me which of these settings you
like for the wedding.

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I'm just so glad you came across my ad
in the phone book. I knew I'd get

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business if I was listed before AAA
events.

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A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A
-A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A

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-A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A
-A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A

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-A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A
-A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A

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What are you talking about?

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Didn't they do this at your old school?

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Every colored bracelet is something
different you'll do with a guy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I've gone green.

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I even went blue once. What?

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Oh, my God. Blue?

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Didn't you get sand everywhere?

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Hey,

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when you're in the middle of blue, you
don't know where... There you are.

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Man, wait till everybody at school finds
out that you've done blue.

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They're not going to think I'm like a
slut, are they?

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Are you kidding?

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Everyone's going to think you're cool.

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At St.

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Teresa's, you're only a slut if you get
pregnant.

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Hey, Dad, where's our Bible?

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I've got homework for my religious
studies class.

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Oh, check the living room.

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When your grandma passed out last night,
I touched it to her head to see if it'd

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leave a burn mark.

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You know, a blue one would make a great
gift for the flower girl. Do not do

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that.

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Thank God that fat kid had his papa take
a hit off his inhaler.

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They would have grabbed us all.

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Where's the front door?

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After me, fellas. Come on. Come on.

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I'll be up in my room.

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All right, Jimmy. I'm serious.

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If Max doesn't make friends soon, he's
going to be branded a loser for the rest

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of middle school.

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So what's he supposed to do?

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I don't know.

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I mean, I got lucky.

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I started dating some hot cheerleader.

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Used to take her to all the parties and
say, Look at what yours got!

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Which way? Which way?

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Through there.

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The fruit in the bowl is fake! What am I
saying? That kid's not going for the

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fruit.

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Why didn't I think of this earlier?

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Dina's son Kyle goes to the...

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Max, they should get to know each other.
Max, get down here!

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No, Angie.

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Kids don't make friends by having their
mommy set them up on blind dates.

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Look, a kid trips in the cafeteria.

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You laugh so hard that milk comes out of
your nose. The kid next to you is

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laughing so hard he accidentally farts.

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Boom!

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Friends for life!

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Do you know Kyle from school?

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Well, maybe he'd like to go to the
movies with you this weekend. Mom, no!

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me, it'll be fine.

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No way! Mom, don't make me do that!

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Oh. No way!

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I'm not going to hang out with him.

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Everyone knows he's a loser.

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Hey!

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You're in my backyard with your mommy
looking at China, so who's the real

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a princess?

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Angie, Dina, I'm worried.

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Do I have to do it?

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Come on, you love skating, Max. Now get
out there. You might make some friends.

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Stupid.

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Man, it's hard when you don't fit in.

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Remember when we were trying to get into
the roller disco crowd?

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And you were spinning me around because
you were going to whip me out so I'd

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look really cool. But then I got scared
and I kept holding onto your hand.

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So we just could go round and round in
circles. Remember?

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I have to use your head, Michael. I
wasn't there. No, I specifically

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That wasn't me.

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Max, that was awesome.

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Way to go, little buddy.

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Yeah, way to go, little buddy.

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I'm sorry.

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Look, if you want to be cool with these
guys,

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This one time, all right? Give me
permission to tell me off, see? Like

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like, get out of here, old man, or
something. Get out of here, fathead!

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enough of your crap!

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Yeah, like that, okay? That's good.

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I'll be back in an hour. You'll come
back when I tell you to come back.

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Check out these bracelets. I saw
Carmen's friend wearing one. They're so

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I got one in every color.

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It was so sad.

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The boy at the store had some kind of
disorder.

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When he gave me my change, he was just
shaking.

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Well, while you were out getting
bracelets, I went out

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and got Max some friends.

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Honey, that's great.

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And those friends... The ones that I got
him when I took him to the skate park.

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Coming over with some burgers that I'm
making.

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There's no reason to talk like this
anymore, but I like it.

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Want to see the coolest thing ever?

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Watch out!

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George, did you know about this?

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think it's really cool.

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Which genius talked you into that?

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video we watched.

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Angie, relax. It's okay.

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No, it's not.

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Remember Sammy the Skater, the penguin
with the little helmet?

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You think it'd still be rad when you
wear your helmet and your elbow pads.

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You know what else Sammy the Skater
sings, Angie? Shut up, shut up. You're

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making it worse. Now meet me in the
kitchen.

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Angie, what are you doing? You're
embarrassing him in front of his

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Those aren't the kind of friends I want
Max to have.

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They're older. They're reckless.

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Look, he already changed his hair.

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He's too desperate for friends. What
other stupid things is he going to do to

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try to impress them? Look, they're just
being guys.

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When we get together, we do crazy stuff.

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Look, can you imagine you and your
girlfriends going to a Raiders game and

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painting your chest silver and black?

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Be happy he has friends.

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Okay, you don't know what it's like to
be a loner.

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That

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still

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hurts a lot less than being alone.

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Right, Bodhi?

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Come on, man, get up. I'm trying to make
a point here.

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If he's in that much pain, Angie, at
least we know he's not on drugs.

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I think we need a woman president. Hey,
honey.

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No, Angie, Angie, don't end it.

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It's just one gray hair. We'll dye it.

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What's going on?

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I had an interesting little trip to the
grocery store.

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Another shopping story.

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Let me have those scissors.

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When the teenage boy bagging my
groceries noticed my bracelets, I took

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compliment. When he helped me to the
car, I thought that was really sweet.

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When he put his hand on my butt and told
me that he'd never done purple with an

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older chick, I hit him.

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And when he stopped crying, we found his
retainer.

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He told me that each of those colors
stands for something different you'll do

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with a boy.

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Shit to cut them all off?

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Carmen was wearing a bunch of those
bracelets yesterday.

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Carmen, get down here!

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You and my... day, you didn't go around
advertising this stuff.

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You know, you'd go off with a guy, and
then if he went too far, you slapped

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Now, if slapping was your thing, it got
a little confusing.

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Mom!

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Another source of confusion, biting.

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Hey, let me see your wrist.

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Orange, blue, green, purple, red, black,
pink, another weirder kind of blue,

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what would you call that?

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Teal. Teal!

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Carmen, you're tealing.

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You're a tealer.

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We know about the bracelets. We need to
have a serious talk. No, we don't.

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Everyone just calmed down. I didn't do
anything.

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Okay, then why are you wearing the
bracelets?

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Because people think it's cool. A week
ago, hardly anyone at school talked to

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me. Not everyone likes me.

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You left public school because everyone
thought you were easy. Now you want

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everyone to think you're easy?

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Because I'm...

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Maturing.

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Um, Ward, June.

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I hate to interrupt one parental failure
with another, but the beeve's been

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arrested at the mall.

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What? For what?

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They wouldn't tell me. He got in trouble
with those skater punks. They're

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holding him down there.

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I'll handle this.

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I told you he was going to do something
stupid with those boys.

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Don't worry.

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No matter what happened at the mall, he
will have his day in food court.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.

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If we don't laugh, we'll cry.

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Is anybody

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here?

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I'll be back in a second. He's checking
on my kid.

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You know, this is a waste of time, man.

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Skateboarding's not a crime.

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So a kid, like, grinds on a rail or
tries to jump a fountain.

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It's like these mall cops got nothing
better to do.

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My son stabbed another gangbanger and
threw him down the escalator.

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So you think they're keeping both of our
kids in the same room back there?

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Probably.

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Max, are you okay?

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Max, if you can hear me, son.

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Don't hurt any of those other boys. You
can't afford your third strike.

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Max, are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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I need you to sign this. Your kid's not
allowed back in the mall. We're going to

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have his picture on file.

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Whoa, man, that's a little harsh, man.
They were just skateboarding.

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It wasn't skateboarding. I just finished
grabbing this guy's kid out of a knife

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fight, and then I find your son and six
of his friends beating up another kid.

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Is this true?

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Don't be too hard on yourself.

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Once a kid goes down that road, there
ain't much he can do.

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Well, my kid's not going down that road,
okay? He's smarter than that.

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Turn to your right.

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He's dyslexic, man. Just turn him.

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George, hey.

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Mac. Why would you do this?

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This guy at the mall called Trevor a
name.

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So that gives you the right to gang up
on the boy?

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I had to stand up for him.

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He'd do the same thing for me. You mess
with one of us, you mess with all of us.

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But that's it.

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Come here.

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Stand right there.

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Cover your eyes.

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What are you doing?

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Look, those kids are going to end up in
prison. I know because I grew up with

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kids like that. And I didn't work my ass
off to let that happen to you.

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Go upstairs and wash that out yourself.
Then wait in your room.

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Did you hear him?

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What the hell is going on with our kids?
I don't know.

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Are we bad parents? No.

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You've been tough. I've been forgiving.

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We've gone into huge debt to get Carmen
into the right school.

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We've been up half the night with Max
helping him with his learning

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disabilities.

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We've always put them first.

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Well, it's not enough.

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Because they keep falling in with the
wrong people.

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Last year, Max waited up for Santa.

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This year, he and his crew are going to
wait on the roof and jack his sleigh.

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God knows what Carmen's going to do with
the elves.

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We talked about this before.

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Maybe it's the city.

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Maybe there's a better place to raise
kids.

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George, I'm not moving out of the city.

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Hey, you guys!

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There's a high -speed chase about to go
past the house. Come on, let's go cheer

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on the contractor.

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I'll miss your mom. Let's get the hell
out of the city.

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You know, Angie, if we leave L .A., this
will be the last car chase we ever see.

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You'll get a bottle of wine, I'll get
the chairs. Go, go, go, go!

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Remember this?

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Look, I'm telling you for the last time,
Ernie, that wasn't me.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, then whose skates are these, Mr.

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Von Boogie?

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I believe it's Dr.

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Von Boogie.

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Captain Shaker reporting for duty.

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Doctor, what time is it?

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Time to get funky!

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Now if I call in six, it'll be a lot.

